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.The ear is a beautifully constructed and highly sensitive organ which should be cherished and protected like an acoustic vagina. So often they are abused at the hands of some uncensored loud mouth fudge handler. My own hearing was damaged in the 90’s when 75% of the UK’s television output consisted of Michael Barrymore climbing across studio audiences screaming, “Awright? Awright?” Nowadays, the most common cause of severe auditory damage is from accidentally tuning into the Chris Molyes Show on Radio1. His adolescent banter and general offerings of mouth poo can leave your ears as red as a choir boy’s anus. But help is at hand. I have trained my wolves to create an array of audible ear medicines.
Please take one and call me in the morning.
