The camera pans across a generic rolling news studio, along the bottom of the screen in a red banner appear headlines appear such as ‘Immigrants linked to childhood obesity’ ‘Despair 1-0 Hope (aet)’, ‘Facts proved wrong in fact’
On the edge of a long grey desk is perched an unpleasant looking 40 something man in a cheap grey suit. Next to him is a copy of a paper titled The Daily Scaremonger.
Man: Good evening, I’m John Little Richard The Third, and this is Straight Up News in association with The Daily Scaremonger. 24 Rolling news for people who like their newsssssss….Straight Up. In tonights news…..scared? (he looks away then back again, camera zooms in on his face)
Man: (shouting) ‘You (bleeped out)ing well should be!!!